MATTHEW HACKS THE PLANET
Now be ready because this is the most incredible and bizzarre part of this entire website. Because when it comes to posing like a real hacker and lies like a real true skid, Matthew is probably the best on the internet. Let's start with his achievements straight from an Hacking Forums post (wait wut?!):
I am not going to discuss any of the listed achievement, I trust you are intelligent enough to understand that they are all lies. According to his lies, he should be the skillest hacker on earth. In reality all he can do is using automated tools to find useless XSS. He actually never rooted a box, never exploited a bug, never reverse engineered anything.
He was Admin of Facebook
He participates... No... he created the DoD Bounty Program
He hacked Pornhub and got gifts from them
He could have shut down the entire India with one button
He hacked an Israeli bank because... why not?
He hacked Tony Blair... wait... stupid journalists think it was Trick
He obtain "classified governement files"
He hacked the infamous hacker known as "Anonymous"
He hacked the United Nations with one finger
Ha hacked Kevin Mitnick and surely many other supposed-to-be hackers
He hacked the Prime Minister of Perù and forced him to resign
He hacked the infamous Sabu and the whole Lulzsec group
To conclude this section, he could have hacked the whole internet AND the matrix itself, if he really wanted to.
OVER 9000!!!!!
